WHEE!!

WOOHOO! if u're reading this lets start with an epic story that started on saturday
Had a nice dinner with BB at Arab street.
SUPER FULL! :( regrets now
soo went zouk with a full tummy to see keith off to army
drank some new drink 18.50 and 24.50 and juggs
AND! Vodka outside the club
went back in..couldnt find them..so called keith
he went out with me both drunk to singapore river
so i was sitting at the edge
smoking n vomitting ><
so.... WTF i somehow trip n fell in
into the river..
ON ANY NORMAL DAY I WOULD"VE JUST CLIMBED UP
But that day really too drunk + long sleeve n jeans WET
so..i struggled to climb up...( woke up next day with cuts n bruises on my arm)
couldnt get up..
so i decided to pull a stunt
swam from one bank to the other side of the river
in shoes, jeans, long sleeve shirt and specs..
reached the other side..LUCKILY n bam.
too tired to think.
fell asleep...when i opened my eyes
some dude woke me up n i happened to be in a condo..
E72 SPOILED
MARLBORO BLAST WET
GUCCI WET
but got home safe n sound :D

MORAL OF THE STORY.STAY ON SOLID GROUND WHEN DRUNK
YOU"LL ONLY SWAY FROM SIDE TO SIDE